Well, it’s April 5th, and every April 5th for the past three years I’ve talked about my hair and put it on the internet. I know what you’re thinking, “Why don’t you talk about your hair more often? It’s such a valuable and important topic. Please give us more. MORE!” Well reader, I could talk about my hair every day (read: no, I could not) but … Continue reading The Versatility of Hair
It was 15 years ago when the seemingly creepy neighbour character in American Beauty introduced us to the idea that a plastic bag floating, nay dancing around the air was beautiful. Even “the most beautiful thing” this kid has ever filmed, possibly ever ever. And, for a brief period of 1999 we believed him, because like everyone else we were hypnotised by the magic of … Continue reading One Word: Plastics
If there is one thing I love in life it’s when a humorous concept is explained on Wikipedia. I’m talking about when something is explained solely for comprehension purposes, and uses the most dry and mundane language possible. It helps to imagine that these explanations were written for aliens or robots who are trying to gather enough common knowledge to pass as human. Most recently, … Continue reading Seriously Funny.
The internet has brought us many things, and for that we can be thankful, angry, disturbed, awed, humbled. But today, right now, on Caturday the 17th of February 2013, just say yes to this magnificent cat gif. Is it just me or is this cat kind of rocking a Churchill-esque vibe? Like a chubby-necked badass who don’t take no shit from no one? Continue reading Stop Everything And Look At This!
Viewing the world through beer-tinted glasses. . At the risk of coming across like a bit of a boozer, I’m going to write another alcoholic post. Because nothing spruces up a situation like a little bit of the drink, I thought it would be fun to re-imagine some of the English language’s greatest literary works as if they were written from a boozy point of … Continue reading English Lit with a Twist
Roommate inevitability #103: The moment you decide you have to pee is the exact moment after your roommate decides he needs to shower. Continue reading Roommate Inevitability #103
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