Roommate Inevitability #103
Roommate inevitability #103: The moment you decide you have to pee is the exact moment after your roommate decides he needs to shower. Continue reading Roommate Inevitability #103
Category: Humour
Not Bad (or A Post for Cara)
This post is for my best friend, Cara. She loves Joseph Gordon-Levitt and I love gifs. So, put the two together and you have this wonderfully weird Saturday blog post. Keep on keeping on. Continue reading Not Bad (or A Post for Cara)
My Grown-Up Christmas List (or How I Know I’m Getting Old)
There are many things in the world that can remind you that you’re getting old, for instance, waking up with an achy back for absolutely no reason. Seriously, what is that? I have a fancy mattress and everything. Another sign that you’re getting old is the kinds of parties you attend. I was recently at a party where someone intricately tied a paper towel around … Continue reading My Grown-Up Christmas List (or How I Know I’m Getting Old)
Slutty Halloween: Then & Now
The entire month of October leads up to one thing, and one thing only. The last day of October. Yes, but what is that day? The 31st. Yes, but what is the 31st? Why, it’s Halloween, of course. Once a day for which anticipation literally exploded out of little people—squeals of excitement over costumes, candy, haunted houses, and staying up late were all things one … Continue reading Slutty Halloween: Then & Now
My Best Friend’s Wedding
While I didn’t try to break up the wedding like Julia Roberts did to Dermot Mulroney in the 1997 film by the same title, I did tell her that I love her and was very happy for her and her new husband. I also delivered a speech at the reception that I thought I’d share here: When I realised I’d have to write and read … Continue reading My Best Friend’s Wedding
7 Things I Learned Watching Snow White & The Huntsman
If you get a bad haircut when you’re a child your life will never recover. Axes never kill anyone If you’ve been locked up in a 10 x 10 room for 15 years you can still run, swim, sword fight, and ride a horse bareback at significant speeds with ease. Smelling a piece of rope will give you all the answers you’re looking for and … Continue reading 7 Things I Learned Watching Snow White & The Huntsman
Answering the Age Old Question
This might sound wild, possibly unbelievable, but it was only recently, maybe three years ago, that I actually understood, or believed I understood, the joke “Why did the chicken cross the road?” When you hear something so often growing up, it just becomes ingrained in your mind, it becomes something that just is, no need to explain it, no need to even think that it … Continue reading Answering the Age Old Question
Just Desserts
I hate pie and I’m not apologizing for it! Continue reading Just Desserts
The Tree of Life – A Summary
The Oscars are tomorrow and when the list of Best Picture nominees came out I realised I had already seen 5 out of 9 of them; and actually wanted to see 3 out of the remaining 4. Since then, I have taken up the mission to watch all the films (even the elusive 9th film I had no interest in) before the awards ceremony on … Continue reading The Tree of Life – A Summary
Beware Friday the 13th…or don’t.
Ooh, Friday the 13th. Spooky, right? Maybe…but why? I wondered the same thing as the date approached. I thought, “Cool, there is a Friday the 13th this week.” Then I thought, “What is Friday the 13th?” Is it supposed to be scary? Spooky? Superstitious? Bad luck? Naturally, to get answers to these questions I took to Google. Most of what I read felt like I … Continue reading Beware Friday the 13th…or don’t.
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