GIF Saturday | Loving Friends Edition

GIF Saturday returns…again…after a bout of negligence. I found this adorable vintage picture of a gang of French children—you can tell they are French because of the baguette, and you can tell they are children because most of them aren’t wearing pants—and I knew I’d want to use it for something so I saved it to my phone. In another one of Google’s endless meddlings, … Continue reading GIF Saturday | Loving Friends Edition

The Game of Many Names

Leading up to Day 16, I interviewed a collection of friends and asked them a series of questions that resulted in compiling a comprehensive list of who they would like to marry, have sex with, or permanently axe from this world. This game has many names, such as Boff, Marry, or Kill (note: “Boff” can be replaced with any iteration of “sex” like bang, shag, fuck, … Continue reading The Game of Many Names

The Versatility of Hair

Well, it’s April 5th, and every April 5th for the past three years I’ve talked about my hair and put it on the internet. I know what you’re thinking, “Why don’t you talk about your hair more often? It’s such a valuable and important topic. Please give us more. MORE!” Well reader, I could talk about my hair every day (read: no, I could not) but … Continue reading The Versatility of Hair

Ode to A Kitty

Everyone knows that cats are notoriously independent, aloof even. Sometimes you can live with a cat for 10 years and still not be able to convince him that you should be friends. It’s a little known fact, however, that if you read your cat poetry he won’t be able to resist you or your ever so loungeable lap. And by “cat poetry” I mean poetry about cats, … Continue reading Ode to A Kitty

Gifts I’m Glad I Never Got

When you’re a kid, chances are you don’t have much to think about beyond what’s for dinner and what you’re going to ask for for your birthday or Christmas. And not even necessarily in that order. I’m sure everyone can remember a time when there was a new toy that was so lustworthy that you couldn’t go a day without thinking about it, you dreamt … Continue reading Gifts I’m Glad I Never Got

GIF Saturday|Human Edition

I LOVE GIFS! Yep, I love ’em. Traditionally I haven’t been very good at expression my feelings but this is no secret. I’ll shout it from the rooftops; I LOVE GIFS! Because of this love I am bringing back GIF Saturdays. Not every Saturday, though, because that’s lot of GIFs; and I want to make that I post quality GIFs, which is why I’m starting … Continue reading GIF Saturday|Human Edition

One Word: Plastics

It was 15 years ago when the seemingly creepy neighbour character in American Beauty introduced us to the idea that a plastic bag floating, nay dancing around the air was beautiful. Even “the most beautiful thing” this kid has ever filmed, possibly ever ever. And, for a brief period of 1999 we believed him, because like everyone else we were hypnotised by the magic of … Continue reading One Word: Plastics

Seriously Funny.

If there is one thing I love in life it’s when a humorous concept is explained on Wikipedia. I’m talking about when something is explained solely for comprehension purposes, and uses the most dry and mundane language possible. It helps to imagine that these explanations were written for aliens or robots who are trying to gather enough common knowledge to pass as human. Most recently, … Continue reading Seriously Funny.