The entire month of October leads up to one thing, and one thing only. The last day of October. Yes, but what is that day? The 31st. Yes, but what is the 31st? Why, it’s Halloween, of course. Once a day for which anticipation literally exploded out of little people—squeals of excitement over costumes, candy, haunted houses, and staying up late were all things one … Continue reading Slutty Halloween: Then & Now
The air is crisp with an autumn chill and summer is but a fading memory. Like many sun-revellers, I am not quite ready to give up the summer season. Unfortunately, save for championing global warming, there’s not much I can do to stop the weather from changing. One thing I can do, however, is to feign seasonal ignorance, break all the fashion rules, and paint … Continue reading So Long Summer Style
While I didn’t try to break up the wedding like Julia Roberts did to Dermot Mulroney in the 1997 film by the same title, I did tell her that I love her and was very happy for her and her new husband. I also delivered a speech at the reception that I thought I’d share here: When I realised I’d have to write and read … Continue reading My Best Friend’s Wedding
I am ugly. I am so cute. I am gay. My friend is gay. I am American. I look like America Ferrera. I am funny. I am gay gay GAY. I have cool/nice glasses. I am super cute, eh? My friend looks like Neville Longbottom. I am boring. My hair looks nice/long/pretty. Continue reading What I Learned Being on YouTube
If you get a bad haircut when you’re a child your life will never recover. Axes never kill anyone If you’ve been locked up in a 10 x 10 room for 15 years you can still run, swim, sword fight, and ride a horse bareback at significant speeds with ease. Smelling a piece of rope will give you all the answers you’re looking for and … Continue reading 7 Things I Learned Watching Snow White & The Huntsman
This might sound wild, possibly unbelievable, but it was only recently, maybe three years ago, that I actually understood, or believed I understood, the joke “Why did the chicken cross the road?” When you hear something so often growing up, it just becomes ingrained in your mind, it becomes something that just is, no need to explain it, no need to even think that it … Continue reading Answering the Age Old Question
If you think I’m not blogging enough, you’re wrong! You’re dead wrong! Ok, well maybe I could blog more but I AM blogging for other websites, so let’s not discount that! Check out another one of my guest blogs, this time on Faddishism – it’s another manicure, so gents, this one’s for you! Continue reading I Keep Writing!
Check out my guest spot on the lifestyle blog Gold.Face.Betty! I did this week’s Manicure Monday; if you like it, try it out and let me know how you fare 🙂 Continue reading I’m A Guest Blogger!
As I sit here trying to force myself into writing an article I am not all that interested in my mind is riddled with little nit-picky things that I can’t seem to clear out. I thought, perhaps, if I wrote them down somewhere then maybe I could move on from them. These few things are, I grant, irrational, but nonetheless stunting my productivity. They mostly have to do … Continue reading Irrational Pet-Peeves
I did it! One more year of VEDA under my belt. This was most likely my last year doing VEDA (but I reserve the right to change my mind); it just takes up so much time to make the kinds of videos that I want to make. I could do 50-second one-takers but that’s just not what I want to do! Regardless, I had a … Continue reading It’s Over!
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