Oops.

I let a whole year go by without writing anything. And this after declaring that I would post things no matter how short. After acknowledging that something didn’t have to be a novel to be worthy of posting. I let myself down, but more importantly, I let you, my two readers, down. I am sorry. I will do better (probably…maybe…I hope…we’ll see).

For now, here is a quick recap of what you missed in 2017:

JANUARY
I accompanied a baby to her first political march:

I went for a skate:

I tried to follow a YouTube makeup tutorial with little to moderate success:

FEBRUARY
It snowed:

I did some investigative journalism:

APRIL
I got henna for my friend’s wedding and then tried my very first ginger shot for no reason in particular:

I lamented the price of green grapes:

JUNE
I turned 32!

JULY
I wrote my most popular tweet to date…about laundry:

Someone came across our 13th annual pirate party and posted it to a group called Weird Toronto:

AUGUST
I started drinking gin just because:

I went to New York City!

SEPTEMBER
Things got real on Twitter:

I got a new job and said so long to tweeting for money:

OCTOBER
I had a surprise time with family:

And quality time with my best friend:

Eddy and I got our DNA tested:

DECEMBER
I spent a lot of time with my cat:

And my friends:

And of course Vlogmas happened!

I’m looking forward to all the new adventures that I will exploit for my social media accounts in 2018. And maybe (maaaaybe) this site too.