Leading up to Day 16, I interviewed a collection of friends and asked them a series of questions that resulted in compiling a comprehensive list of who they would like to marry, have sex with, or permanently axe from this world.

This game has many names, such as Boff, Marry, or Kill (note: “Boff” can be replaced with any iteration of “sex” like bang, shag, fuck, or another eloquent alternative). The one I went with for this video was “Wed, Bed, or Dead.” To avoid anyone’s feelings being hurt, we used celebrities and public figures, who all know are immune to feelings.

The results may surprise you.