1. If you get a bad haircut when you’re a child your life will never recover.
2. Axes never kill anyone
3. If you’ve been locked up in a 10 x 10 room for 15 years you can still run, swim, sword fight, and ride a horse bareback at significant speeds with ease.
4. Smelling a piece of rope will give you all the answers you’re looking for and more.
5. If you whisper you don’t have to use your English accent.
6. Even though the only people you’ve met are male dwarfs, you can still find a properly fitting cloak.
7. Even at a coronation ceremony, you don’t have to wash your hair.

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